11 Signs You’re No Longer a Hardcore Gamer

These are from techradar.com, and sadly,  every single one of these apply to me.  Click the link for the full explanations.  Here is the list:

11. You prefer playing against the computer
10. You only play when your significant other is out
9. You believe that winning isn’t everything
8. It’s been days, not hours since you last switched on your console
7. You’re the oldest person trading in games at GameStation
6. You like your Xbox 360 and your PS3 equally
5. You fondly remember a ‘golden age’ of gaming
4. You avoid playing on the Wii because it’s too much effort
3. Your FPS experience consists of spawn, run, die… spawn, run, die… spawn…
2. You find the idea of videogames based on board games perfectly acceptable
1. You’ve pre-ordered GTA IV but don’t mind if it doesn’t turn up on launch day